the halfling princess of your dreams

"Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with.”
— Anonymous (via scarymansion)


I want to put my phone number on here again because I really want more people to talk to, but I don’t know if anyone would be interested. I promise that I’m interesting and well informed and will totally talk about anything with you. 

If anyone would want to talk to me, let me know and I’ll happily give you my number. 

Zach is seriously one of the nicest, most fun people to talk to. I wholeheartedly suggest asking for those digits